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There’ll be bluebirds over… Fleurs de Rocaille by Caron The Perfumed Dandy’s Scented Letter

His hair has the silver white hue of the chalk cliffs he walks each morning.

Following his path implacably, without regard to the weather, his eyes are fixed in the middle distance looking out towards where the sea is, though he does not see it.

In the warmer months he appears a little happier, it’s hard to tell: his face changes so little with the seasons.

Arrested in an air of benign, bemused detachment it is the visage of a kindly if disinterest god.

Only his body gives away that things are better in summer, he holds himself more upright and alert, his whole being seeming relieved not to have to fight against the wind and rain that will battle him all winter.

From your window you have watched him steer this same course for years and as the years have passed you have seen him grow more fragile, his path more perilous.

The cliffs are slowly folding into the sea. Yielding back to nature that which is properly hers.

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And so, regardless of whether he knows or not, his unbending path winds closer to the precipice each day.

One dry August, when the soil is its most friable he gets too close to the abyss.

A little of the ground gives way under him, his foot falters, an ankle twists, finally a leg fails and he falls.

This time he lists inland and his collapse is cushioned by the long wind-grown grasses that fringe the outer edge.

Soon though, if nothing is done, the ocean will have him.

You are unsure at first how to reach the fallen man.

Your voice is strong, your mind unbowed, but the body no longer willing or able.

It is so long since you were out there on the edge.

Wrapping a scarf around your head to shield rice paper thin skin from the sun, you are enveloped in the high-pitched note of the pre-war perfume the daily help dutifully douses your clothes in.

It is 1941 again and you are on your way to work, smelling of Paris, dreaming of its liberation.

Throwing the door open bone dry air brings rockery flowers to your nose, a tough briar rose, ylang ylang, the only thing your Dutch sister-in-law got out of the East Indies in time, some late flowering violets, and the draw of the lilac tree just by the gate.

You fix on its purple pine cone flowers and the sweet near edible smell.

If you can get that far maybe there will be the chance of getting help.

You allow the lilac to draw you in toward it.

Every step is an effort, you a toddler learning to walk again, this time on old legs.

Eventually, with a fortitude forged seventy years before you reach the wall.

Leaning against the dry crumbling stones, breathing heavily, aware of the deathly beautiful bitter aroma of desiccated moss on the rocks you see him, still lying wounded in the grass:

A flash of white hair and a spark of red.

Is it blood?

You can go no further.

Looking left, looking right.

There is no one.

It is 1941 again, you are at work, the scent of bottled flowers surrounding you and you must guide them home.

You raise an imaginary radio handset to your immaculate red lips.

“Peter. Peter! Can you hear me?”

The even tone returns, the training never undone.

He is an airman to be brought back across the constellation between here and the coast.

“Peter. You need to concentrate on my voice.”

“I’m going to bring you home…”

There, at the cliff’s edge, you see a hand emerge from the grass.

You continue, knowing there is no physical way he can hear you.

“Peter. You’re still alive, we can get you back safe but you must follow instructions.”

Slowly, a Lazarus, he rises from the rough lawn. Silver hair first then after the immobile face that flash of red.

It is no wound but a wonderful bright carnation.

“Now follow my voice, Peter, I need you to follow my voice. Let it bring you back.”

He begins to walk toward you.

“That’s right, just keep your course steady, let me guide you.”

But he is unsteady, the path unfamiliar and at every mound and dip he falters.

You fear he might fall once more and be lost forever.

If the spell is broken there may be no way to summon him again.

“We’ll get you home, you’re nearly there, just keep coming.”

“Follow my voice.”

He approaches.

Five yards out a cool breeze catches him from behind and whispers soft clove and sandalwood cologne to you.

A carnation. Clove and sandalwood cologne.

He is in the garden now, walks past you unawares.

You see his grey unseeing eyes.

Examine the plastic sheen of his reformed skin as it shimmers in the bright light, the reflected red of the flower recalling the flames that did the damage as he fell from the sky.

“You’re coming in to land now Peter.”

“I’ve got you back.”

He walks through the door and into the whitewashed house.

You follow, every footstep feels a fathom deep as heavy legs carry you home too.

You enter.

Your eyes adjusting to the darkness you realise there is no flash of white hair here.

Nothing old, or injured or infirm.

Just a young airman with a flower in his flying jacket buttonhole, sitting on a settee, holding a teapot aloft.

“You’re just in time!” he says.

And you feel your old legs become young beneath you.

Fleurs de Rocaille by Caron is a thrilling, stoic yet utterly fragile fragrance.

It recalls so much of the history of perfume, of which it is itself an important part, that it seems at times to be both present and past.

It is a confluence of memories and current experience, a sensation bordering on the transcendent.

Wearing Fleurs de Rocailles is like taking tea with elegant ghosts.

The opening has the hallmark champagne freshness of the 1930s floral aldehyde it is, but with a welcome otherworldy intrusion.

It may well be a dry musk, but the sensation is neither exactly powdery nor dust-like. It is best imagined as fine white chalk or unsweet icing sugar, the effect is assertive yet porcelain brittle, a magical paradox.

Fortunately the broad floral accord that emerges after this overture has faded is so excellently blended, to the extent that individual flowers seem to come and go within it, that there is no time for disappointment.

One flower, however, does remain discernable throughout and that is carnation, its slight spice lifted by Caron’s signature clove and forming a soft counter melody to the main sweep.

Indeed in the long dry down it is this softer, sweeter tune, combined with rose and sandalwood, and made more memorable by an underscoring of oakmoss that plays the perfume out to its tender conclusion.

Fleurs de Rocailles is undoubtedly a fragrance that one can imagine people in other eras wearing even as one wears it oneself.

Yet like a great novel or film, it remains, relevant, not just as a living lesson in the development of the olfactory arts but as a delicate and beautiful work of art in its own right.

Caron, can like to confuse, and it should be noted that whilst undoubtedly related Fleur de Rocaille, released in 1993 is a different, more simply floral, perfume.

It lacks the aldehydes, the chalkiness and the moss of its near namesake.

Subtractions one assumes made to make it more ‘relevant’ to modern buyers, to The Dandy it simply makes it less of a scent.

Likewise the Fleurs de Rocaille of today, though recognisably the progeny of the original has had many of its features smudged over the generations to form a more anodyne, if still attractive a face to present the world.

Again, something of a shame for those of us who enjoy strong and original looks and scents.

Yours ever

The Perfumed Dandy.

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Burning bras, ending wars… 1969 Parfum de Revolte by Histoires de Parfums The Perfumed Dandy’s Scent Today 

A spicy, slightly gourmand scent for Summer?

Well, The Dandy, has been going on about how something a little ‘heavier’ can work in the evening even in warm weather!

Now, it would appear, it’s time to put my own words to the test..

Let’s hope I don’t have to eat my straw boater hat!

The opportunity remains to choose other perfumes to be placed on The Dandy’s skin when The Hit Parade returns in the autumn.

If you would like to thrust forward a fragrance for future fame simply visit ‘Suggest and old scent or recommend a new one’ and leave your recommendation there.

Have an especially fragrant day!

Yours ever

The Perfumed Dandy.

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Paradise above Lexington… Caron in Manhattan The Perfumed Dandy’s American Adventure

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Quite a display isn’t it?

Glass amphorae filled with the finest extraits, pink puffs for sweet smelling powders and crystal flacons everywhere awaiting decants of the prized perfumes.

And as one might expect there’s a story behind it…

Today, by pure chance The Dandy came upon a business card (shall we say ‘calling card’, it does sound so much better?) that one thought one had lost forever.

Which would have been such a shame for it was given me by the splendid Ms Diane Haska who reigns supreme over the beautiful scene we see above.

For it is The Caron Boutique at Phyto Universe in New York City and Diane more than ably fills the entirely appropriately named position of Caron Ambassador there.

Whether that is Ambassador to the entire United States or merely the Empire State The Dandy is unsure, either way the diplomatic nomenclature could not be more apt: Diane is gracious and wise, graceful and discreet and utterly charming.

Everything one could ever hope for in an ambassador and attributes far exceeding those normally possessed by persons involved in the sale of scent.

Meeting Diane was a highpoint of My American Adventure, her passion for the house of Caron and its products shines out of her and informs the manner in which affairs are conducted in this petit palais of perfume.

Helpful and knowledgeable in equal measure, though charmingly camera and interview shy, in the flesh she is an animated, elegant and witty figure replete with funny tales of fragrance critics and reminiscences of days gone by when the Big Apple’s big stores would hire models to parade their perfume halls promoting the latest smells from Paris and beyond.

So entrancing is Diane in fact that The Dandy almost lost track of time and forgot that he was at Caron on an emergency errand to acquire a bottle of le 3eme Homme for his own brother’s wedding which was less than an hour away!

Fear not friends, the fragrance was found and, unlike the bride, I was not late for the matrimonials.

If ever you are in NYC and have a little time to spare, or indeed can make some time spare, do be sure to visit this sumptuous shrine to seriously beautiful perfume.

Oh, and for those of you who were worried that it was gone forever, a certain someone still has a supply of perfectly lovely Poivre

Do tell Diane The Dandy sent you!

Yours ever

The Perfumed Dandy.

Diane Haska is Caron Ambassador at
Phyto Universe
715 Lexington Avenue at 58th Street
New York
NY 10022

T: 212 308 0270
W: phytouniverse.com

The Perfumed Dandy

Post Script:

The Dandy should make clear that he paid for his own prefume that day and any enthusiasm shown here is the genuine article and not bought and paid for!!

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Clean linens in public… Bellodgia by Caron The Perfumed Dandy’s Scented Letter

“Take a corner with each hand and lift your arms up, then shake it through with me to make waves.”

But the white linen sheet did not resemble the sea, instead it looked like a silk parachute being prepared for packing.

In this moment it smelt almost mythically clean, an advertising man’s dream of ‘daily laundry fresh’.

Then sensory sparks begin to fly.

With quick, brisk flicks of her wrist sharp, sizzling clove oil is dispensed from a tiny brown glass bottle via a dripping nozzle.

“He used to say that if you apply it straight onto the cavity this stuff takes the toothache away…”

Her voice has the friendly firmness of a primary school teacher and its volume too, though she is addressing a class of one adult across a spare bed in a box room.

“I’ve been applying it for years and still it’s never eased the pain.”

She laughs at her own remark, a little rebuke for even the slightest show of self pity.

As she does so her immaculate teeth gleam and you know it wasn’t any dental decay she spoke of trying to salve.

“Now, lay it flat and pull it tight…. okay, we can let go.”

She turns around and from a tall clear glass jar glistening on the window sill of the in-the-eaves room, she withdraws a handful of claret coloured petals.

At first you think them roses.

 There may be some mixed in.

But as she throws them in the air, like a farmer sowing seeds for hens to feed on, first their corrugated form then the pepper of their scent reveals them as part of the carnation’s crown.

“Quickly”

She says, eyes bright, a sense of urgency crackling in the air around her.

“Bring your corners in to mine, then take two more and fold them into me again.”

“We are folding everything in, like a sponge cake mix, to keep the scent safe and strong, you see.”

“Why?”

You ask, almost in a hiccup, involuntarily.

“Clove for his cologne, carnation for his buttonhole. Clean musk for memory.”

She whispers more to herself than you, taking the neatly squared sheet off the bed as she does so and placing it in a linen box with her right hand as she deftly removes another identical item from the bottom of the pile.

A movement made almost automatic through repetition.

“Watch…”

And with two strong movements of her thin, sinewy upper body and arms she unfurls the fabric like a new flag in fervent weather.

“Now breathe.”

She commands.

Inhaling as dessicated petals from a past pleating session sail through the air, you find the odour nears overpowering.

The spice of cloves has just survived, the carnation with it is hot and heady, but the musk, a spotless dust wins through.

Looking at you, with her old ageless eyes… she smiles.

“That’s how it smelt the morning after.”

Clove, carnation, and hard fought clean.

That is how Bellodgia by Caron goes.

The original vintage is a survivor’s scent, that has unfortunately not itself survived reformulation.

It is a brave, bracing smell replete with assertive spice in a clove laden opening.

The pepper of carnations is then used as an olfactory stepping stone to a more floral core, with that most military of blooms as its signature note.

There are roses and violet and some jasmine to hold the whole together, but it is the carnation that you will remember.

Muguet appears, rather later than is usual, and signifies a gentle dry down into a sweet powdery
musk that has the air of the finest laundered linen in the days before industrial detergent took over the home.

It is sweet, slightly powdery, but never allowed to be entirely domesticated on account of the clove and red flowers that remain.

Bellodgia is a fragrant aide memoire on best writing paper, a jotting down of one the finest points of perfumery from an age now passed, when florals could be formidable and clove truly, but beautifully, combative.

Hold on to a little of the memory while you still can…

Thankfully, dearests, you did not ask me to write on Piu Bellodgia, the unforgivably thin, detergent like concoction that Caron have allowed to sequester the name of this great scent. Others have written eloquently on that perfume, so I will not.

Save to say that even though I am not as dismissive of all the latest versions of Caron’s that one is truly unworthy of both your time and the name it bears.

Yours ever

The Perfumed Dandy.

The Perfumed Dandy

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The accidental… L’Anarchiste by Caron The Perfumed Dandy’s Sunday (Evening) Scent 

Dear Friends

Sometimes the world sheds a new light on a scent in the most unexpected way.

The Dandy has often wondered why Caron’s elegant and effervescent L’Anarchiste simply doesn’t fit its name and what it might be better called.

It’s an highly unusual but definite delight combining mint with orange flower and cinnamon in an opening accord that smells like spicy apple pie with freshly-brushed-teeth breath.

Gradually, the pleasantly unhinged opening gives way to a slightly more conventional and marginally more ‘traditionally’ manly heart where a vetiver made soprano by enduring menthol, melds gradually into woodiness and dusty, spicy musk.

Over all the effect is engaging, witty and ever so slightly off the wall.

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So it happened today that one was watching cricket at The Oval, in the bright sunshine, with friends and picnic in tow.

And it occurred to The Dandy what a wonderfully odd sport it was where spectators applaud the opposition almost as much as their own team, matches can last between a day and five and everything stops for lunch and afternoon tea.

Then it was that the word came to mind, the same one to sum up Caron’s nifty, not-quite-the-expected scent for men (really for anyone) and the game of cricket…

“Eccentric.”

And we all know how the British love an eccentric.

So that is what I will be calling this lovely spray from now on…

Especially when I’m wearing it to a match where willow bats hit heavy balls above and across verdant grass lawns and popping champagne corks, cocktails and Darjeeling tea and apple cake are never too far away.

Here’s to a good game of a week.

Yours ever

The Perfumed Dandy.

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Summer’s lease… Cristalle by Chanel The Perfumed Dandy’s Scented Letter

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Before the warm season ends, seize the chance.

Throw open shutters for soon they will be closed against the sadder colder months.

Let sunlight in.

Squinting in brilliance perceive a sea of lemon trees: leaves waxy, elliptical fruit vivid in their summer coats.

Pause to take in clear air still sharp with morning’s first coolness.

A crisp white cotton shirt on yesterday’s browned skin will guard against today’s rays.

Descend stairs and enter a world beyond the darkness within.

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A garden.

Here dew-dusted wild grasses are balm to life-sore, care worn feet and high, cultured hyacinths kiss breezes that caress a face that once turned from the wind.

A peerless note of Jasmine rises like a song from your host.

Working in the grove, she thins the crop to ensure a sweeter, more bountiful harvest and treats deciduous mosses cruelly to keep them from claiming too much ground.

You walk into the middlemost part of the citrus forest to be alone with sunlight, fruit, wood, flower, grass.

To be alone with sunlight.

To be alone.

To be.

Cristalle is the cleanest, purest and, perhaps, most piercing of the fragrances from the house of Chanel.

Like the atomically ordered masses from which it takes its name, it is easy to perceive, its lines clear and sharp, its heart transparent, legible.

So much Sicilian lemon and citrus bergamot to start, then hyacinth and the characteristic ‘Chanel Jasmine’ as recognisable in its own way as the ‘Guerlainade’.

Wild grasses and cut wood follow, then bark and moss compete with the higher notes that, on my skin at least, are never quite ready to let go.

It may be that over-familiarity with this journey from fruit to flower to stem and soil has made it contemptible to us.

And yet in this shimmering semi-precious gem of a perfume the classic narrative is magically rendered.

This is a real life fairytale of a fragrance.

Not gooey and hopelessly Hollywood saccharine, but sharp, taut and in the best possible way very Brothers Grimm.
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Be sure not to disregard this Mediterranean marvel, to do so would be a great disservice both to it and to yourself.

For days when a clear head and a good conscience are required, this fragrance, be you man or woman, is a wonderful tonic.

Yours ever

The Perfumed Dandy.

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Magnificently out of tune… Arpege by Lanvin The Perfumed Dandy’s Scented Letter 

Dearest Fragrant Friends

Taking a breather today before the home straight of our little “Fete de Caron”, I have been reading a pair of outstanding reviews by The Black Narcissus (one of my most preferred perfume writers) of two of my favourite perfumes: Caleche by Hermes and Arpege by Lanvin.

It occurred to me that while Narcisse Noir identifies the fragrance with the mother shown on it’s fabulous flacon, I have always thought of Arpege as being like a wilful child, demanding and diverting, on the cusp of maturity.

Then I remembered that, just as I was setting up home here, I penned a review of Arpege which the delightful Mr Lanier posted on his splendid Scentsmemory site by way of a housewarming celebration.

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So, I thought that I would share this early effort of mine with you and also hail two of the finest fellows in the whole of aromatic letters.

Therefore The Dandy presents his own review of Arpege by Lanvin…

… and salutes Messrs Lanier and Black Narcissus.

Do enjoy!

More Caron to come…

Yours ever

The Perfumed Dandy.

Post script…

It just occurred that you might also be interested in The Dandy’s review of Caleche by Hermes and this interview with Mr Lanier I posted some time ago. 

Also, I should clarify that though I thought the version of Arpege I was trying was ‘contemporary’, in fact being just a few years old it had escaped the ravages of the most recent reformulation.

That’s all. Promise…

Pip pip. 

The Perfumed Dandy

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A Matter of Life and Death… En Avion by Caron The Perfumed Dandy’s Scented Letter

“No, you can keep them running.”

As she spoke, she raised her dignified face, lined with experience, as immaculately made up as it had been at nineteen, and looked directly into the camera in front of her.

A single tear meandered down her right cheek, cutting a groove through foundation and the tiniest hint of rouge.

“It was a job.”  She said, clearing her throat.

“We had to treat it as work, everyone did. By which I mean not just our team, but the whole country. There would have been no other way to get through.”

Her voice was still young, light and crisp and even, despite choking back emotion.

It was only her intonation, too clipped and fully enunciated for anyone born too long after the war that would have given away her age on the radio.

But on television, it is clear what she is: a survivor from another age, the pain of battle showing in a certain distance behind the eyes.

Out of shot a young pretty producer, flat pumps, ‘natural look’ dyed blond hair and nude face asks,

“And the flowers?”

She turns her head slowly, on account of the aches and pains brought on by her many years, looks at the bouquet of dusky pink roses and red carnations the tv crew have bought her.

Her slow motion movements make her seem serene, or more likely simply reflect an inner serenity that actually is.

Extending a long, elegantly slender arm encased in powder blue cashmere, she touches the head of a particularly perfect carnation.

“Yes, we would give them flowers before they took flight. For their buttonholes.”

She laughs, a little sadly.

“Of course they didn’t have buttonholes. In the films you see them in smart dress uniforms, but mostly they wore leather flying jackets, lined with wool to keep the cold out.”

“The planes weren’t pressurized like today’s you see, they weren’t even airtight. Sometimes in the winter the men would come back their fingers literally frozen to the controls.”

This time she looks the producer straight in the eye.

“If they came back at all.

“That is why we gave them flowers. So if they were caught or killed they would have dignity at least of being dapper when they met the enemy or their maker.

“One of them, a funny chap I was rather fond of, used to say they were the best turned out corpses in waiting you could ever hope to meet.

“He joked that they were going to their graves ‘par avion’ like first class letters. Airmail not air men…

“He was right.”

Reaching down to her side she grasps a neat patent handbag, angular, practical, understatedly chic.

Unclasping it she releases a smell of antique beauty, jasmine and oranges, balm and lilac like the inside of an old powder compact.

She retrieves a photograph, care and thumb worn, honeyed by age and hands it to her young inquisitor.

“Handsome, wasn’t he?”

“And I suppose I was rather beautiful after a fashion.”

Before the producer can reply the veteran has regained her composure, the tears have been wiped away from her eyes with an ivory silk square now scored across with the charcoal of her mascara.

“It really was too bad.”

“So many of them lost. In aeroplanes.”

“That is why, when it was all over, I resolved to learn to fly.”

Caron’s En Avion is a redoubtable fragrance.

Determined and formidable in equal measure, it cannot fail to make a mark.

It is a scent that leaves a lasting impression.

Its opening notes are peppery and tough, leathery even.

Carnation at its most mustard-like and magical is mixed into an accord that carries the appealing bitterness of birch tar.

This passes partly, though, thankfully, on my skin does not completely disappear.

The perfume then reveals its heart: a smoked and resinous riff on orange, white florals and lilac, with a rose counter melody playing softly out of sight.

Only gradually does the long dry down into opoponax and sweetly powdered musk, so familiar in the fragrances of this house, emerge. Even when it does, it still possesses an edge which separates it from other less worldly scents.

And this is what distinguishes En Avion: it is a perfume of experience.

It is wise and self-possessed, challenging, prickly even at times, but never less than poised and robustly beautiful.

As a scent essentially of exploration I see no reason whatsoever why men and women might not go adventuring in this aroma.

Yours ever

The Perfumed Dandy.

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Home by way of Hollywood… The Perfumed Dandy’s Staycation Snapshots

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Rain fell in London today.

From billiard ball black clouds water descended to make lawns lush again, tarmacadam and cobbles shiny and knock the gloss of happy moods.

Turning a corner into a familiar mews where a friend once lived, I found it made a film shoot.

Though cameras and actors had not arrived yet, lighting men were hanging glowing orbs in the sky from improbably angled cranes and other engineers were building scaffold towers for who knows what adventures.

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Around the corner… vintage cars, that I remember from the first time round, gleaming like new under layers of turtle wax, making me feel tortoise old, wait for their on-screen moments.

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What do movie sets smell like?

Tonight, wet foliage, sodden pollen and flushed through storm drains mixed with motor polish.

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Leaving behind this closed road turned rabbit hole leading to a fictional period world, I am still left pondering…

What is the scent of the ‘real’ cinema close up?

Is it iris heavy greasepaint? Or newly laundered clothes? Egos?

Perhaps, these days, air-conditioning and anti-sceptic?

What do you imagine the fragrance of the films to be?

Do tell.

Yours ever

The Perfumed Dandy.

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Church… Incense… Incense Avignon by Comme de Garcons The Perfumed Dandy’s Sunday Scent

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A weekend out of town for The Dandy in the beautiful City of Chester.

With a history stretching back more or less unbroken to Roman times, the past runs through the terrain here like the great seams of red sandstone in the local soil.

These rocks have been hewn from the ground to create the settlement’s walls and its cathedral, built over generations between the eleventh and sixteenth centuries. Restored, some would say rebuilt, in the nineteenth.

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Though the Church of England does not prohibit the use of incense, it is less widespread than in many Roman Catholic places of worship.

Nevertheless, nearly five centuries after the schism with Rome, somehow these ancient churches still seem at least to smell of the universal scent of devotion.

Olfactory connective tissue linking the senses across time, from ancient Rome to papal imperium to modern day England.

No perfume so perfectly captures this scent as Comme des Garcons Incense Avignon.

And so today beneath glowering stormy skies I wore it to wander along walls and through once monastic precincts and contemplate times past.

See you back ‘in town’ on Monday.

Yours ever

The Perfumed Dandy.

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