The Perfumed Dandy’s Nemesis: A Bug


A bug, a virus, hackers…. who know’s what or who, but The Dandy has been under attack from person or persons unknown.

Happily, hostilities have come to an end and I have been proved victorious… well at least the blighters seem to have disappeared.

Lest they return I shall keep a flacon of one most fantastically fierce of perfumes to hand…

Dior’s Miss Dior, the actual perfume not the current sickly sweet impersonator, is a determined blast of oakmoss and citrus that positively screams (or should that be stage whispers) sophistication and sang froid in almost equal measure.

It is a delicious aroma that cannot fail to make the wearer empowered and those who smell it ever so slightly in awe.

So, if any metaphorical beasties (not like the charming gentle caterpillar above, who is, I think, actually quite adorable) come crawling out of the woodwork I shall have some impressive repellent to hand.

Oh that reminds one… I did once write a full review of Miss Dior. Have a peek if it takes your fancy!!

I shall now be getting all things back in order so expect a minor flurry of correspondence from your dear friend over then next few days!

Yours ever

The Perfumed Dandy.

The Perfumed Dandy


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10 responses to “The Perfumed Dandy’s Nemesis: A Bug

  1. Lilybelle

    I’m so sorry you were attacked, Mr. Dandy! 😦 That must have been maddening, discouraging. Grr… I’m glad things are getting sorted out now. Looking forward to reading more of your letters. I hope your week goes well.

    • Dearest Lily
      Oh such things happen… and the leters are flowing again along with the photographs, so all is well. And we have sunshine here for once so there is always the outside to cheer one up!
      Thank you as always for the kind words.
      Yours ever
      The Perfumed Dandy

  2. Miss Dior is a great shield against bugs. XOXO

  3. Surely was some envious, who made the attack. my dear Dandy, Miss Dior (the classic) is another gem that must be present in a real collection. greetings brother perfumes (like blood brothers, but we are brothers of perfumes)

  4. ojaddicte

    Dear Mr. Dandy,
    I am so happy that you persevered.
    Yes, the current “Miss Dior” edp is a horrifically sweet impersonator I had the misfortune to sample the other day. As with anything that one can’t stand, it had the half-life of spent plutonium!
    Long live Miss Dior, l’ORIGINALE.

    • Dearest Addicte
      Ideed that fruit syrup that they are selling these days is nothing better than a fragrant fraud.
      And though the adding of ‘Originale’ seems like a slight, I can’t help thinking that it has a little bit more bite than it did in its last Eau de Toilette edition.
      Oh yes… and yes, there should be reprocessing plants fo evily sweet perfumed for they last longer than She Who Must Be Obeyed.
      Yours ever
      The Perfumed Dandy

  5. Keep insulting great perfumes and who knows what flies your way next ;-P

    • Deaerst U
      Do you think it was evenge for being horrid about Obsession?
      Hahaha… perhaps it was the anti-heroine from Fatal Attraction still on the loose, bad perm, bad perfume and bad tempered.
      Yours ever
      The Perfumed Dandy

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