Good Christian hot chocolate laced with sinners’ spices and heretical herbaceous leaves.
Home. Half-cut. Happy.
In the habit of feeling merry and a little frisky.
The duty of the mass discharged, thoughts turn to tomorrow’s feasting, and whatever fun may come.
Yes, the morning will bring bleary eyes and a blurry head.
But in this Instant, Extreme contentment overflows and who knows how long the fun will last.
Party on.
Happy Christmas.
Yours ever
The Pefumed Dandy.
The Perfumed Dandy. 
Good Christian hot chocolate laced with sinners’ spices and heretical herbaceous leaves.
Brilliant! The feast awaits; enjoy and indulge. May you heart be light, your fellows gay and your words world-wide. A Dandy Christmas to you Sir.
Dearest Jordan
And a very Dandy day to you too!… though by now you may well be tucked up in bed having enjoyed, I hope, far too much!
Yours ever
The Perfumed Dandy