Apologies to Seattle and everyone who selected this as a guilty scented secret, but I couldn’t resist revisiting the world of Britney one more time… Yours ever, The Perfumed Dandy
It was supposed to be fun.
It was just for the summer.
They promised sun, sea, sand and…., well if not exactly that then young men.
And what was got?The worst gig in history.
Now, first things first, the sun doesn’t always shine in Seattle, in fact, even in Summer, the sun doesn’t shine that much at all in Seattle.
There’s plenty of sea in Seattle. Oh yes, sea, sea, sea, but no sun and no sand and no one you’d want to … well, no eligible young men.
There is a seafront though.Sorry, waterfront.
By which is meant miles of concrete slab with semi converted fishing piers, punctuated with half hearted attractions and populated by bored tourists and grungy locals.
There are though fish: fish to fish in the sea, fish to watch in an aquarium and fish to eat in fish and chip shops.
There’s a…
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