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The Quiet Scientist… Silences by Jacomo The Perfumed Dandy’s Scented Letter 

She made for quite a sight hurtling down the hillside on her sledge long after the snows had gone.

She didn’t care.

Her sleigh, as she had taken to calling it, was the fastest way from home to forest whether it was the ice of winter or the wet grass of spring under her.

Its hand polished soft wood frame, lustrous with the cool green lemon resin that she lavished upon it, cut a seamstresses swathe through the fields. She took the shortest route in the least time so as to waste none of the fabric of the day.

April showers and unseasonal warmth had brought forth a scattering of lily of the valley: with an outstretched arm she snaffled a few and tossed them into her basket without stopping or even deviating from the line of descent.

Arriving at the woodland’s edge she dismounted, wiped the cold compressed grass from her trusty steed’s blades, inhaled its bitter and brand new odour then wrapped the handful of green into tissue paper before placing it beside the muguet.

Once beneath the canopy, in dappled light and shade, her search began in earnest.

It was time for the first bluebells of the year, and she had determined to find them.

Hyacinthoides non-sctipta (how she preferred the old name of Endymion), always smell best when caught early, as though the first flush having pushed themselves so forcefully to the front are breathless and exhale their scent with a more serious ardour than later blooms.

She chanced upon them almost immediately, their hue picked out in bright watery sunlight, glowing in an otherwise out of focus glade.

She held them to her nose and was not disappointed, an innocent and uncloying sweetness, that charmed instantly. Carefully she consigned them to her carry all and prepared to climb home with her precious haul.

Then something tugged at her sense: a shaper darker smell, of trees and roots, growth and decay.

Extracting the scalpel from her lab coat pocket, she scraped a little moss from the base of a great oak, careful not to take too much, careful not to disturb the fragile colony too much lest she destroy it.

No need this time take the crop close to her face, its pungent scent reached her from the basket where it now sat.

There was another aroma too, besides the unseasonal tea rose and the wild yellow iris, but it was not until the rain came, brisk and businesslike, that it revealed itself. As she trampled a path through the undergrowth, she flattened, with the purpose of disarming them, a small cluster of nettles.

They responded not with a stinging rash, but an early smell of the next season. The scent was savoury, sodden yet sun bleached, swarthy and still clean: it was the presentiment of an English summer.

She longed to take armfuls back, but contented herself with a gloved handful or two.

And so she began her return: clambering through the already tall meadows, deep in thought as wild grasses brushed against her.

All the time considering how to turn these things collected from nature into chemicals and then how to compose them into black bottled magic.

Silences by Jacomo is a perfume that particularly deserves to be talked about, a hush that demands to be broken.

It is a glorious green, replete with floral abundance, a masterful but restrained use of moss and an uncontained herbaceous feature that is more centrepiece than border.

It is an exercise in apparently effortless formality and clear-sightedly brilliant composition.

The opening itself is quite special, a surprising cool breeze of aldehydic muguet, shot through with sharp lemon. Be alert though, for in this changeable spring day of a scent it is gone tantalisingly too soon.

Before any hint of disappointment can possibly set in at the loss of this commencement a tiered heart begins to emerge.

First the green chalk sour of galbanum arrives, only to be splendidly offset by the slight sweetness of hyacinths and more distantly rose and little iris.

Shortly after a late developing but rather beautiful and restrained oakmoss makes its entrance, providing a benign bitterness that allows the other notes to float more freely above.

Then, a product perhaps of this combination, or of the appearance of vetiver, cedar and ambrette in the base, a wonderfully natural accord of summer undergrowth, of stinging nettles in particular, comes to the fore.

This is a truly evocative aroma that carries with it the alternate heat and downpours, pleasures and pains of a temperamental temperate summer.

Silences, then, is a scent that contains two seasons, in one day and a single flacon.

And there we have a statement that should give you an impression of the tremendous scale of this achievement.

Sledges, forests, amateur botany and professional chemistry are pass times as fit for boys as girls.

With special thanks to the dear correspondent who provided The Dandy with a sample of this perfume in the vintage formulation.

Yours ever

The Perfumed Dandy.

The Perfumed Dandy

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Sacred and profane… Nu by Yves Saint Laurent The Perfumed Dandy’s Scented Letter

Is this the New Religion?

If so, he is on the very cusp of being converted.

A work of worship, it started in an ante chamber with an Eastern rite of purification: an almost overwhelming and unexpected crescendo of cardamon.

In ecstasy the assembled are encouraged to give up residual resentments, forgo bitterness with a sweetness bought by bergamot rubbed briefly across your brow by way of blessing.

Progressing to the main hall of the temple you find the central act of adoration perpetually in motion.

True incense, that is frankincense, oil of olibanum, is caressed across the nape of your neck by a true believer.

Others of his brethren throw precious petals persistently into the air.

Arms like widmills in snow storms of the imagination, they create constant flurries out of jasmine and orchid clouds.

So commences the final act of complete consummation.

Recalling Roman ritual, that spice they valued most and which the contemporary world has made mere condiment, is wholly and wholeheartedly invoked.

Rich imperial pepper.

Of strange quality and quantities un-experienced for centuries it stimulates and eroticises the whole holy throng.

It’s intoxication invigorates incandescent adherents onwards to the climax of their idolatry.

Collective carnal embrace.

In the room beyond, you attempt to gather in your dignity and thoughts; foraging through feelings and folds of skin for meaning.

Your body is smoothed by suplicants with sandalwood oil whilst they replace your robes.

Only one question remains:

Are you fallen or have you joined the faithful?

A truly sacred and profane perfume Nu by Yves Saint Laurent is probably best summed up by the phrase ‘orgy in the temple’.

The original fragrance, prior to its recent repackaging and relaunch, mixes the conventions of Eastern and Western olfactory worship: opening with olibanum, cardamon and bergamot giving way to oriental florals.

It then proceeds to an highly sexualised heart; all pagan pepper and more frankincense this time with animalic musk.

This fragrant frenzy persists for a truly improper period, and is decidedly Tantric in its staying power especially in the much much to be preferred Eau de Parfum.

In both the drydown is sandalwood soft and gently reflective, possibly tinged with a subtle regret or is it a passion hangover?

Who cares? Strip away away the symbolism and everyone’s in this one for the ride!

Unisex?

Bi-sexual more like. And even that might be a little limiting!

I don’t think this one’s too fussy about all those fuzzy male female distinctions…

Yours ever

The Perfumed Dandy.

The Perfumed Dandy

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Golly! It’s 20 scents more one never knew a man could wear!! The Perfumed Dandy’s Library Catalogue #6

Has The Perfumed Dandy mentioned that since starting out on his amazing adventure in the Wicked Wild West that is the World of Women’s Perfume he has amassed from dear readers an astonishing array of now over 500 suggestions of once forbidden ‘female fragrances’ that you consider fit for a gentleman to wear?

Well, The Dandy has most certainly mentioned it now!

Being ever one to share both the love and the wisdom, I have taken it upon myself to spread cognisance of these suggested scents far and wide each Saturday (this week Easter arrived and so the post has been delayed until now).

Such is the premise of our weekly peek inside the The Perfume Dandy’s Library Catalogue.

What follows is the sixth installment of ’20 scents one never knew a man could wear’ that may tickle either your fancy or your funny bone…

If you would like to further the cause of one of the fragrances, getting it a step closer to the dizzying heights of The Perfumed Dandy’s Hit Parade kindly respondez-vous to this post.

Alternatively if you believe you have the perfect perfume for The Dandy but can’t see it listed below simply visit ‘Suggest a new scent or recommend an old one’ to put the name forward.

Allons-y!!

1. Diesel Loverdose

“Anise, Anise… Oh with your heart so”… err… purple.

Apologies to Blondie.

Is this liqorice all sort a sweetie?

2. Jessica Simpson Fancy

Jessica’s Fancy Nights has been kicking around on The Hit Parade for so long it’s beginning to feel like a bit of the furniture.

Will the original join the flanker?

3. Givenchy Play For Her Intense

Interesting. A female flanker to a successful ‘pour homme’.

I have to say The Dandy doesn’t take much to the packaging on this one… I’m not the console sort.

Does this game merit the playing?

4. Avon Haiku

Avon perfumes are a mystery to The Dandy…

To be frank, Avon is something of a mystery to me.

I cant help thinking that in the normal course of affairs I’m more likely to meet a secret agent than and Avon lady.

Will your support change all of that?

I do rather like short Japanese verse…

5. The Body Shop Woody Sandalwood Perfume Oil

Goodness, do they still make this?

Only recently I was bemoaning the demise of The Body Shop‘s scent bar. Perhaps, unlikely as it would seem, this is the last survivor…

6. Prada L`Eau Ambree

Prada perfumes always seem to land The Dandy in hot water.

You see I am with one or two exceptions as yet unconvinced, finding them cool to the point of clinical.

Will this resinous patchouli change my mind?

7. Christian Lacroix C`est la Fete Patchouli

Another balmy patchouli, this time supposedly slightly darker…

Could this be the first Lacroix to cross The Dandy‘s path?

8. Amouage Lyric Woman

Cardamon, incense, rosethis sounds absolutely delightful.

Could anything go wrong?

9. Victoria`s Secret Bombshell

Can this really be as vulgar as its advertising?

10. Kate Moss Velvet Hour

Inexplicably, Ms Moss doesn’t look much like herself on the advertising for the perfume that bears her name…

Does she want to disassociate herself from this fragrance, or is it a discounters’ delight?

11. Caron Aimez – Moi

The Dandy is amazed that this perfume should have gone so unloved by you all…

Caron, Violets, Cardamon… surely everything is in place for an elegant scent for a gent?

12. Mirror Mirror Collection – Miroir des Voluptes Thierry Mugler

A beautiful flacon and an orange flower, oud and tobacco composition that has set The Dandy‘s mind a racing.

Another house I’ve never really gotten into bed with, as ’twere.

Will this smokey number prove to be my first romantic engagement with a Thierry?

13. Agent Provocateur Agent Provocateur

Despite being somewhat overlooked upon its release, this saucy number has won a devoted following for its powerful musky rose.

Will The Dandy be led astray by this seditious and seductive scent?

14. Potter and Moore Spiced Tuberose and Orchid

One The Dandy had for a long while without even realising it wasn’t meant for a gent.

A simple sort of scent, but could this cologne-like duoflore be the thing for Spring?

15. Versace Blonde

A veritable festival of white florals and animalics.

Could this be a perfume to ride on the wave of The Dandy’s new found favourite flower, the tuberose?

16. Miller Harris Noix de Tubereuse

This wave of tuberose is turning into a tsunami!

Here we have a resinous variant, will it prove as pleasing to The Dandy’s nose as some of the others?

17. Mont Blanc Présence d’une femme

Belying its space age appearance, something of a house style at Mont Blanc, this reads like a classic wood and patchouli perfume with a little vanilla to complete the accord.

The question as ever with these simple scents is… how well is this one done?

18. L`Occitane en Provence Amber

Am I alone in having assumed that this handsome retro-styled bottle contained a unisex scent?

Is there anything about this amber that means that a man shouldn’t wear it?

More to the point is there any reason why anyone would want to spray this on?

19. DSQUARED² She Wood Velvet Forest Wood

The Dandy has never been very good at maths, perhaps that’s why he’s really not at all familiar with this brand.

Should I be tempted to try this coniferous green?

20. DSQUARED² She Wood Crystal Creek Wood

Eau no (sorry all) not water notes!!

Though he loves nothing betting than the actual stuff, water themed perfumes have never pleased The Dandy.

Is it possible that this violet-laden fragrance will change my mind?

Now, I know I’m repeating myself but… If you would like to further the cause of one of the fragrances, getting it a step closer the dizzying heights of The Perfumed Dandy’s Hit Parade kindly respondez-vous to this post.

Alternatively if you believe you have the perfect perfume for The Dandy but can’t see it listed below simply visit ‘Suggest a new scent or recommend an old one’ to put the name forward.

Yours ever

The Perfumed Dandy.

The Perfumed Dandy

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Diamonds and Rhinestones… 1932 by Chanel… A Transatlantic Easter Guest Review (Part II)

Continuing the international feel this Easter, The Perfumed Dandy has been working behind the scenes with my dear friend Mr Lanier of the brilliant ScentsMemory to bring you a sparkling two part review…

We have both been striving separately and in secret from each other to cogitate our views of Chanel 1932.

And we now present those thoughts here and there, more or less simultaneously for all to see.

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It is with great pleasure that I therefore present the second of our reviews of Chanel 1932: “Diamonds and Rhinestones” by Mr Lanier of the brilliant ScentsMemory

The rest of the world is broke and going to hell but here in this town, well baby we’re in the money.

From all over the country they come every day, young hopeful ex-homecoming rodeo queens and the not so young but just as hopeful.

From the dust bowl and impossible impoverishment, from Mobile and Milwaukee and points further east they blow into town with cardboard suitcases filled with celluloid dreams.

On that first walk down the Boulevard they wear a smile they can’t hide and stick out to the initiated as fresh meat for the glamour grinder.

The Mecca of the movies calls to them in the form of Grauman’s Chinese Theater.

They always end up there that first day to kneel and press there hands into the cement prints of someone who had all the right breaks. This is where the prayers begin. Welcome to Hollywoodland.

At Warner Brothers someone new to town with soon to be gone platinum hair and eyes one could sing about is carving her place in the system.

She is all seriousness as she stands on the porch of a cabin in the cotton conferring with the director.

She would love to kiss you but Miss Bette Davis has just washed her hair.

At Paramount a blonde Venus is surrounded by as much smoke and mirrors as she is by hair and makeup people.

Waiting to board the Shanghai Express she knows already from somewhere in her gut and the slight change of temperature on her face that the lighting is not quite right.

Marlene Dietrich looks up above the false walls erected around her and sees that her key light has burnt out.

Too the south miles from Hollywood on a stage at RKO she stands at the top of the stairs all angles and Bryn Mar bearing looking down upon the great Barrymore.

Her big break has happened on Broadway and she is about to make it even bigger in the movies.

George Cukor calls for “action”, Katherine Hepburn’s star is about to be born.

To the West on Washington Blvd. more stars have fallen from heaven to walk among the mortals at Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer than any other studio in town.

A shop girl is trying to make good as a secretary in the lobby of a grand hotel: she has made herself over and will again and again.

It has been a long road from Lucille Fay LeSueur to Joan Crawford and she made her own breaks to get here. There is still a long way to go.

Across the sound-stage in a portable dressing room sits the Swede, the hated high heels kicked off she is waiting for her call to “action”.

Perhaps she is the luckiest of all who came here to the edge of America.

Great Garbo doesn’t seem to care about being a star and thus shines the brightest of them all because of it.

If she really does care she is not letting on.

All she will say is, she doesn’t want to be alone, just left alone.

On stage 18 sitting in a rain barrel as if she is going to wash off the red dust of a rubber plantation, Jean Harlow laughs and jokes with Clark Gable.

She is loved by the crew as just one of the boys.

She rocks back and forth in the barrel sloshing water on Gable and the boys in the rafters look down from above and smile. This girl is a platinum bombshell of a shooting star made for the movies.

She will leave the limelight way too soon.

On the western edge of Beverly Hills at Fox the biggest break of all for the tiniest star in Hollywood is about to happen.

She will be a symbol of hope to a nation and save the studio from going under singing of lollypops and good ships.

But now, on this day in 1932 she is working on a one reeler spoof of “What Price Glory” called War Babies. Just a baby herself Shirley Temple is about to steal the show.

They all would be in their time the diamonds of the golden age of Hollywood, the ones who got the breaks and made it big in this town that eats people alive in order to make flickering dreams for the masses.

No rhinestones for these women.

These ladies are the real jewels of 1932.

When the police found Peg Entwistle lying smeared with blood and dust at the bottom of the big H at the foot of Hollwoodland sign she was wearing her fake diamond earrings.

As broken and dead as her futile movie career she was a never was star that failed to ignite above the town she, like countless others had come to conquer.

No big break ever came her way.

It ended with her swan dive off the sign in the Hollywood hills that brought a merciful end to the belly flop that was her career and sad life.

As Peg’s body was loaded into the back of an ambulance the morning sun ricocheted through the fractured facets of the rhinestone earrings. They still gave off a flicker of glitter as the doors to the ambulance closed.

And the buses and the trains still came loaded with the dreamers that day in 1932.

They never stopped and they never will.

Welcome to Hollywoodland.

1932 by Chanel was released in the Exclusifs line as homage to the year that Coco Chanel debut her diamond jewelry collection.

Not a zircon or rhinestone was to be seen in that magnificent presentation of stones which Mademoiselle gave to the world in the worst year of the Great Depression.

But we are not so lucky with the premiere of this new perfume.

1932 is not a star shimmering in diamonds from the silver screen.

This is only paste in a beautiful setting, faux beauty made of mirrored glass and presented as glamour only to be outshone by the real stars that have come before from this house.

No.5, Cristalle, No.19, Sycomore, Coromandel, Cuir de Russie are but a few of the true stars of Chanel.

1932 is something brought in from Central Casting, a day player, an extra that fades quickly into the scenery. At her very best she is a stand in for a star like No.19, a pale refection of the real thing.

This Floral Woody Musk has all the right notes that have created great stars before. Aldehydes, bergamot, and Neroli open fast and then are gone.

They have cleared the sound stage for the arrival of Jasmine, rose, ylang-ylang, lilac and carnation. This mid note arrangement is really dominated by the Jasmine, the ever familiar studio style of Chanel.

Somehow none of these notes have the ability to present themselves in a mature manner.

Then in the base it goes all wrong and too sweet with the notes of sandalwood, orris root, opopanax, iris, violet, incense and a heavy vanilla. Too much is going on! It is slathered with a strong vanilla that buries the vetiver and musk that might have helped to keep this from going to the prom instead of the red carpet premiere.

1932 is immature, a teen-aged powdery sweet fragrance that may find admirers in girls under the age of 21. At Les Exclusifs prices they are going to have to be teens with their own sit-coms filming on the Fox lot.

1932 is depressed and failing to deliver the dreams its publicity department promised. Not even a feature length presentation comes from this effort, like Shirley Temple’s early films, it is a short subject.

In an hour it is gone and like so many never were stars 1932 ends up for me to be just another broken heart in the shadow of the great stars of Chanel.

This sensational review of the less than spell-binding new release by Chanel was brought to you by The Perfumed Dandy‘s very dear friend Mr Lanier Smith of the truly impeccable blog Scents Memory.

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I wholeheartedly recommend a visit to Scents Memory at the earliest possible opportunity to experience more of Mr Smith’s wonderful reviews.

Oh and this weekend, you’ll find both our reviews there too, all with a different directorial touch!!

Finally, for any of you that haven’t yet had the chance to catch it, Mr Smith has previously featured here in The Sunday Supplement Interview.

Do have a look won’t you!

Happy holiday!!

Yours ever

The Perfumed Dandy

The Perfumed Dandy

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The Reunion… 1932 by Chanel… A Transatlantic Easter Review (Part I)

Continuing the international feel this Easter, The Perfumed Dandy has been working behind the scenes with my dear friend Mr Lanier of the brilliant ScentsMemory to bring you a sparkling two part review…

We have both been striving separately and in secret from each other to cogitate our views of Chanel 1932.

And we now present those thoughts here and there, more or less simultaneously for all to see.

First up The Perfumed Dandy‘s perception..

Who was she?

No one it turned out had thought of her for years.

Everyone remembered her, but no one remembered a thing about her.

Not one of them could even recall her name.

And yet there she was in nearly every photograph, almost hidden, somewhere towards the back.

Elegant, understated, almost, but not quite beautiful.

Never looking directly at the camera, never, it seemed, talking or laughing or even, he realised now, even smiling.

Then everyone said that no one had looked at those pictures for years. In his case it was true, very nearly exactly twenty years.

Graduation shots, something taken, registered, filed away with degree diploma and never examined again.

Not until the day they thought of a reunion.

Of course they didn’t need a reunion for themselves, as thick as thieves those four from the class of 1992, lunch or dinner at least once a week, holidays together, married around the same time, parallel career paths.

Settled.

It was at lunch: a hotel restaurant, in a conservatory, perhaps it was meant to be an orangery? Somewhere near the river?

He was certain it was at lunch, over one glass too many of champagne, a birthday, a business deal?

Yes, It was definitely at lunch that one of them suggested getting ‘everyone’ back together.

The ones who weren’t in touch, the so and so’s who went to work abroad, or into teaching, who married and divorced young, who fell out of favour.

Yes, it was time for a stock take, they would all be forty soon.

So he, with his forensic mind, was called upon to track them all down, all the missing so and so’s, all the loose ends and the dead ends and bring them back together again.

And it was easy you know, a few feelers on facebook, half a dozen mutual friends, the notice in the alumni magazine and that was it, everyone accounted for.

Dead or alive, willing or indifferent or opposed to the idea of a meeting.

Everyone except for her.

And no one knew her name.

The others said it didn’t matter. Who was she anyway? But he would not be put off.

He was determined that she would not be the only thing to elude him.

The University wouldn’t help, couldn’t help, data protection they said.

The protection fell away after a donation just large enough to the correct charity.

Of course he would be welcome to have a look at the registry archives on the afternoon after he presented the cheque to the capital development fund.

No one had told the archive assistant, fine boned, grey haired, though only in her forties he guessed, somehow too done up: smelling of expensive make up, all powder lilacs and buttermilk irises, no one had told her to make him welcome.

She thought it all very irregular and made no bones about telling him so as she led him to the files and back through the years: 2007, 2002, 1997, 1992.

Proper paper files he thought, though not for much longer: she assured him that all this would be hard disk within weeks.

She seemed satisfied. Happy to be free of the smell he imagined: the slightly bleached smoke and wax of the copy paper, the incense-like dust collecting on files.

No more paper chases he reflected.

She handed him one of those files and he noticed her hands: they were young hands, in fact, despite that grey hair he could see now that she was no older than him, younger perhaps.

He started to look through the dossier, every student, their names, their applications, their academic records, exam results and all – so that’s what they had really got – and photographs on enrolment day.

Arranged alphabetically, he went fom A to Z without seeing her face.

Then, at the end, a file under separate cover.

There she was, staring out blankly at him, that memorably unmemorable face.

At that moment he realised that it wasn’t her face at all, not her face that he or anyone else remembered.

What they all remembered was her necklace: a striking piece of costume jewellery they had all supposed, a falling star set with crystals and a jewelled train behind it.

There it was, sparkling at him through time, wrapped around her shoulders.

He looked down to where her name should be.

Nothing.

No name or address, no test results or school references. Nothing.

Just a candidate number for her finals:

One. Nine. Three. Two.

He shook the file in anger more than hope. How was this possible?

How could she, of all people, escape him?

A piece of card fell to the floor and he grabbed at it.

An invitation, in French, to an exhibition at 29, Faubourg St Honore, Paris.

And in neat, flawless hand on the back:

“I am going away, I may be some time. I may return, perhaps not.”

No name or address, no signature or date, except that of the exhibition:

7 au 19 Novembre, 1932.

For Chanel, 1932 is most remembered as the year in which the house unveiled its first mesmerizing collection of jewellery.

The scent that bears the same name is unlikely to do anything to change that fact.

This is a peerless example of a perfume with perfect poise, little personality and no apparent passion.

A practised opening of adroit aledhydes with sharp bergamot and neroli feels disconcertingly level headed, almost flat.

The transformation into powder and wax floral heart is as seamless as it is soulless.

Both the iris and a less latent than had been expected lilac are exemplary in their execution, but somehow fail to engender excitement.

The drydown is to a feint and faintly elegant smoke and sandalwood, with elements of the heart persisting.

With a wave of jasmine and an undercurrent of wild grass, there is more depth to the conclusion that some may have you believe. In fact the formal structure is more than adequate but it is also simply unmoving.

For all the evident quality of the ingredients and the considerable consideration that has clearly gone into its composition, this aroma never catches alight.

It might possibly have been a very slow burner, but to achieve this status the longevity must be massively improved.

It is like something really quite good by a so so scent maker.

It doesn’t feel like a Chanel. But it is.

Chanel 1932 is a beautifully made perfume, but it is not a beautiful perfume.

The perfumes in the ironically named ‘Exclusifs’ range to which 1932 belongs are the least exclusively male or female of any of those made by Chanel.

Whilst this might not be the most obviously ready to wear for men, if the cut fits, why not?

There are better reasons than gender alone to give this fragrance a miss.

Keep your eyes and ears peeled, for Part II of this review by the simply marvelous Mr Lanier is just around the corner…

Yours ever

The Perfumed Dandy.

The Perfumed Dandy

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